![]() ![]() Venom would *immediately* be taken into the fold and showered with love and propositioned *constantly* by people who think Cap is too much of a boy scout and Loki is too skeevy. Charles Barkley is now a grandfather of two, sharing a photo of latest addition. Barkley added a new title to his name earlier this year grandfather. It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to accept hideous monster Gritty as their precious smol son. Charles Barkley is known for being a Hall of Fame basketball player and an entertaining sports analyst. Impossible. This is the Age of the Monsterfucker and I refuse to believe such hearsayĪs someone from San Francisco, I will tell you now that 2/3 of our fine city would appreciate an ass like that. Like he’s never been stopped by the world’s most steel-balled paparazzi on the street and broke the city’s heart by stating, “What? No, of course I’m not single,” before immediately mending that heart by following with, “But if my Other is cool with it we’re down for a threesome,”? Like seven out of ten ‘victims’ he rescues in a week aren’t the same handful of fans who purposely walk down dark alleys with boxes of Godiva on hand? ![]() Like he’s not constantly getting phone numbers scrawled on bar napkins plastered to his buff Silly Putty biceps? Like he’s not the man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco? They are living in a world where demons, mutants, aliens, A.I., and living breathing gods are their fellow pedestrians and you’re telling me they’re going to look at this Okay, I’m calling bullshit on both the film and the comic versions of Marvel civilians’ general reaction to Venom being: ‘oh no a monster D:’ It’s just too unrealistic even for the standard level of Marvel civilian foolishness. Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget Now, their only child is a 32-year-old who has a career of her own and is newly married. *Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU* Maureen and Charles Barkley welcomed their daughter, Christiana Barkley, in 1989. Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel The Giants valued Saquon Barkley as a player and as a person. *And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones* AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating…. *All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar* Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams. While she keeps her life pretty privateshe has no public social media, for exampleChristiana's wedding was covered by the New York Times, her mother has shared photos of. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here? Maureen and Charles Barkley welcomed their daughter, Christiana Barkley, in 1989. Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please. ![]()
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